Hello, this is my homepage. A person should have a homepage.

This is the normal bed emoji.

🛏️

This is the person in bed emoji. This is not a person? It is some sort of… prune? At least with Apple Color Emoji.

🛌

Jonatan Hildén

okay zooming in on the apple color emojis and… who the fuck is sleeping in this bed …

apple color emojis. the first is just a wooden bed with curiously high endboards and a pale blue blanket. In the second bed someone… or rather something… is sleeping. it is black and glistening and perhaps moist and has some wrinkles, like a prune… it very much is not a face or a neck…
May 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM UTC
Jonatan Hildén

Why Would I Want a Waterproof Camera? 9 Reasons 5. Filming inside dishwasher: Or maybe inside of a clothes washer.

May 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM UTC
Jonatan Hildén

Just realized that there isn’t any carpet, mat, or blanket emojis. No separate pillow emoji either, although the bed emojis do have a pillow and blanket 🛌

May 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM UTC
Jonatan Hildén

Probably many of the micro usb cables that you have around the house are ones that came with bike lights or power banks that don’t support data transfer, while looking identical to ones that do… www.reddit.com/r/UsbCHardwa...

www.reddit.com

Quick and easy test to see if a USB cable is data-capable or just power-only?

 May 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM UTC
Jonatan Hildén

yes, the oligarchs have lawyers to do the paperwork, so that everything looks proper.

May 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM UTC